Coming Soon: Demo-FAST Burgers and Fries

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

April 1, 2022

The chain will support YDSD-endorsed candidates such as Governor Kristi Noem, a widely-known progressive candidate. “Money also might be the only thing that could convince [Noem] to stay in the state during her term, so we’re killing two birds with one stone!” says YDSD Vice President Denise Hall.

Demo-Fast, a burger chain, will not serve red meat. “This decision was made out of a direct order from our President, Joe Biden.” says YDSD Secretary, Danielle Bloom.

The chain will have five initial locations in the towns of Murdo, Buffalo, Mitchell, Miller, and Canton. “We wanted to go where the Democrats are.” says YDSD President, Addison Miller.

Demo-Fast will serve a number of specialty burgers and experiences. “My favorite experience is the number Ten-Haken. With this one, the picture of the burger on the menu is super attractive, but the burger you’ll be served isn’t anywhere near as good as the one on the billbo — I mean, menu.” Says YDSD Political Director, Cody Ingle.

The chain hopes to expand in future years across the nation. “YDA Is gonna LOVE this.” says YDSD National Committeeman, Logan Mueller

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